step off bitches, I am the niiiiight!
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step off bitches, I am the niiiiight!
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chickens don’t make sense
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ok this made me feel like SO much better
#I tried doing this a lot as a child #maybe not a good thing since I broke my neck as a kid…
Totally thought you meant you tried to move chickens around to see if their heads would stay still, not move yourself around and keep your head still. I’m not sure which one makes me worry for your sanity more actually.
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Legit me.
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I thought all of the Avengers represented in Joss Whedon’s The Avengers got their fair share of screen time. But lets face it, some got more screen time than others. Vulture went ahead and clocked the screen time of each character in the film just so we could know this useless bit of geek trivia.
Hawkeye: 12:44.
Thor: 25:52.
Bruce Banner: 28:03.
Black Widow: 33:35.
Iron Man: 37:01.
Captain America: 37:42.(Source)
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pug know wuts up
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